What’s Happening!! at the DOJ? The J6 Pipe Bomber, The "Felonious" Floyd Flop, and The Benjamin Button of Civil Rights

Ladies and gentlemen, "We got him." Well, allegedly.

After years of grainy footage, speculation about mysterious hooded figures, and the FBI chasing their own tails, the Department of Justice has finally charged a suspect in the January 6th pipe bomb saga. Enter Brian Cole Jr., a 30-year-old from Virginia who, quite frankly, looks like he should be studying for a trigonometry final rather than planting explosives at the RNC and DNC.

But as we peel back the layers of this story, the "MAGA Insurrectionist" narrative doesn't just crumble—it implodes. From failed lawsuits against Trump’s DHS to hiring race-hustler Benjamin Crump, the timeline of Mr. Cole is about as confusing as his ability to tie a necktie.

Ben Crump sporting a “the bird which is the bald eagle” lapel pin while standing behind Mr. Cole

Let’s break down the absurdity, the irony, and the "What’s Happening!!" of it all.

The Doppelgänger: "Raj" Goes Radical?

First, we have to address the elephant—or rather, the sit-com character—in the room. Looking at the photos circulating online, one cannot help but notice that Brian Cole Jr. bears a striking resemblance to "Raj" (Roger Thomas) from the 1977 classic What’s Happening!!.

Raj was the book-smart, quiet kid. Cole, similarly, appears to be the quiet type—a "nerd" who, according to the indictment, was allegedly building bombs in the basement using homemade materials. It’s the classic archetype: smart enough to mix volatile chemicals, but apparently not smart enough to figure out a Windsor knot. Seriously, look at the photos. If the charges don't stick, the fashion police should definitely open an investigation into that knot.

Alleged Pipe Bomber

The Timeline: A Narrative Nightmare

While the media rushes to paint every J6 defendant with the same broad brush, Cole’s background throws a wrench in the machinery. Here is the chronological breakdown that CNN probably won't be running in a chyron anytime soon:

  1. The Lawsuit: Before any pipe bombs were allegedly planted, Cole’s family business was involved in a lawsuit against the Trump administration’s Department of Homeland Security (DHS). They were fighting to free illegal aliens from ICE detention.

  2. The Loss: They lost that battle in court just weeks before January 6th.

  3. The Lawyer: Following the loss, the family allegedly hired none other than Benjamin Crump—the attorney famous for representing the families of Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, and George Floyd. The goal? To demand Biden’s DOJ investigate "anti-black racism" against them.

So, let me get this straight. The alleged J6 bomber is a man whose family was actively suing the Trump administration and hiring the most prominent left-wing civil rights attorney in the country?

The Incredible Shrinking Ben Crump

Speaking of Benjamin Crump, his career trajectory is starting to resemble the plot of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button—except instead of getting younger, his credibility is just getting smaller.

Crump has made a career out of high-profile tragedies, often compared to the FBI’s favorite shill, Al Sharpton. But lately, the returns are diminishing. He stood by the Cole family, pushing claims of systemic racism, while his client was allegedly tinkering with timing devices.

And then there is the company he keeps. You can't mention Crump without mentioning the surreal press conferences. Take, for instance, Philonise Floyd. In a moment that made the entire internet wince, Philonise stood alongside Crump and delivered a line about "the bird which is the bald eagle" that was so painful, you could almost hear the founding fathers sighing from the grave.

Watch the video here

It’s fitting, really. Philonise—a name that sounds suspiciously like "felonious," as in someone prone to felonies—flanked by Crump, demanding justice while the actual facts of their cases (and apparently their clients) are far more complex than their slogans suggest.

The Media’s Colorblindness

Of course, the Mainstream Media is handling this with their usual grace and accuracy. In a rush to break the news, CNN’s Jake Tapper allegedly referred to the suspect as a "White Man."

See the Tweet here

Now, looking at Brian Cole Jr., "White Man" is a descriptor that requires a level of optical gymnastics only capable by a network that has spent years gaslighting the American public. It’s almost impressive how quickly they abandon their own identity politics when it doesn't fit the "White Supremacist Insurrection" narrative.

The Investigation: Questions Remain

We must also give credit where it’s due regarding the investigative reporting on the pipe bomb saga. The Blaze’s Steve Baker has done extensive work covering the anomalies of the J6 investigation. His reporting on figures like Shauni Kerkhoff has shed light on the investigation in a neutral, factual light, raising questions about how the FBI handled the initial evidence.

If Cole is indeed the guy, it raises more questions than answers. How did a guy fighting Trump's DHS ending up allegedly planting bombs at the RNC and DNC? Was this a case of anti-establishment rage that transcended party lines, or just a "Raj" character arc gone horribly wrong?

What’s Happening Now?

Brian Cole Jr. is now facing federal charges. The "nerd" from Virginia who can't tie a tie is at the center of the biggest manhunt in recent history.

As the DOJ moves forward, remember to watch the hands—not the ones on the clock, but the ones crafting the narrative. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that when Ben Crump, the FBI, and the MSM are involved, what you see is rarely what is actually Happening!!.

Disclaimer: All suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Even the ones with terrible fashion sense.

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